TODAY'S LESSON:  GERMAN

USING HEINRICH SHNIBEL'S WORDENBOOKE

As you will have noticed, the German language never uses five words where one will do, so here we will learn some useful words and phrases:

Dog:    Barkenpantensniffer

Dog Catcher:    Barkenpantensniffersnatcher

Dog Catcher's Truck:    Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagon

Garage for Truck:      Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagonhaus

Truck Repairman:     Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagonhausmechanikerworker

Golf Course:   Hittenhuntenfield

Golf Clubs:     Hittenhuntenfielderhittensticks

Golfer:    Hittenhuntenfielderhittenstickenswinger

Clubhouse:    Hittenhuntenfielderhittenstickenswingerstartenstoppenplatz

Bar:    Hittenhuntenfielderhittenstickenswingerstartenstoppenplatzerdrinkenspot

X-Ray:    Insidengelookenpeeper

X-Ray Technician:    Insidengelookenpeeperkeeper

Horse:    Foddergeburnenclippenclopper

Mule:     Bulkendumkopfeffoddergeburnensclippenclopper

Zebra:    Pinstripensuitenwearenfoddergeburnenclippenclopper