After being almost snow bound for nearly two weeks last winter, a
Seattle man departed for Miami Beach where he was to meet his wife the
next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis.
They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately there was a mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was
told that he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to
appeal to a supervisor but was told that the airline was not
responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach
was having a heat wave and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot
as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his
wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the
pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife all email message, but
due to his haste he made an error in the address. His message
therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even
older husband had died only the day before.
When the grieving widow opened her email she took one look at the
monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her
family rushed to her room where they saw this message on her screen.
"Dearest Wife, Departed yesterday as you know, just now got checked in.
Some confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of
your arrival tomorrow. Your loving husband" "PS Things are not as we
thought, you are going to be surprised how hot it is down here".